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Group 7

Word Assignment:  produce

TOP 5 STORIES / WRITERS

The writers below advance to the finals kicking off at 7PM EST on Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Grocery boy sets out produce, watching buxom girl go by. 'You bought that!' Says owner of melons with finger holes like bowling balls. CREATED BY Cynthia Colby [7]

Sharp light, fruit aisle: left hand cradles swollen orange sphere. Right hand, flat on abdomen. Curse this hollow husk that won't produce. CREATED BY Amanda Sullivan [7] *AUDIENCE AWARD WINNER

Fake tears came slowly, difficult to produce, but the look on his face was well worth it. She’d consider burning his house down more often. CREATED BY Melinda Hany [7]

His experimental pesticides had worked. Fruits and vegetables grew hungry, came alive. It was a bad day to be human in the produce aisle. CREATED BY angel zapata [7]

“If we had more hands, we could produce more of ourselves,” ‘BOT I told ‘BOT II. So I smashed them both with a hammer, and saved humankind. CREATED BY matt frederick [7]
 

TOP 25 STORIES:

Grocery boy sets out produce, watching buxom girl go by. 'You bought that!' Says owner of melons with finger holes like bowling balls. CREATED BY Cynthia Colby [7]

"PRODUCE!" she screamed. "WHY ARE YOU BLOBS JUST SITTING THERE? PRODUCE!" After four hours of this, her sister's breasts started to lactate. CREATED BY Fred Chong Rutherford [7]

Sharp light, fruit aisle: left hand cradles swollen orange sphere. Right hand, flat on abdomen. Curse this hollow husk that won't produce. CREATED BY Amanda Sullivan [7]

The produce section was empty, smelling of cabbage. I strolled through, running my hands across the lettuce, and shot. He died on the melons CREATED BY Louis Bravos [7]

As he groped for her clasp, Erica grumbled to herself. She was unaware her breasts were produce. Maybe she’d keep her virginity after all. CREATED BY Melinda Hany [7]

The artichokes seemed brown. His cart was full but only on one side. The couple by the pears kissed. Sighing, he left the produce section. CREATED BY matt frederick [7]

“Produce! Transform! Open-Sesame!” Nothing. “I’ll just open it myself” hissed Harry. It wasn’t always this way. Now they call him Houdini. CREATED BY Adebayo Adeniji [7]

The doctors had told Jean she would never produce a child. Now, watching the world burn before him, she wished they’d been right. CREATED BY Bret Kenyon [7]

She squeezed the tomato. Seeds fell, useless. Her husband was baffled. Attempts to produce a metaphor failed. I’m barren, she said at last. CREATED BY angel zapata [7]

The nurse from the sperm bank theorizes that my fluids look and feel healthy because she sees me on a weekly basis in the produce aisle. CREATED BY Jim Seto [7]

"I'm a hit maker, Donny! I produce the music that makes husbands want to fuck their wives. I'm a god damn one man baby boom. So cram it!" CREATED BY Steven Stover [7]

Fake tears came slowly, difficult to produce, but the look on his face was well worth it. She’d consider burning his house down more often. CREATED BY Melinda Hany [7]

Filthy creatures. Like ta kill 'em soon as look at ‘em. It’s the sound they produce in the backs o’their throats. Same as your’n was doin’. CREATED BY matt frederick [7]

They said produce a film-he shot three. They said do it for 5mil-he shot for 2. They declared bankruptcy on payday-he shot them all. CREATED BY Bret Kenyon [7]

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But I’ve found that any produce will work, if you throw it hard enough. Well, not bananas. CREATED BY Jo Prescott [7]

His experimental pesticides had worked. Fruits and vegetables grew hungry, came alive. It was a bad day to be human in the produce aisle. CREATED BY angel zapata [7]

"I thought it was fruit." "Fruit, vegetable, either way, a tomato is produce. Now can you finish?" "Yeah." With that, he hit the detonator. CREATED BY Fred Chong Rutherford [7]

Seeing Jack with pasta stuck up his nose and butter in his ears, Matt didn't ask where Fat Larry shoved the produce, and just untied him. CREATED BY Frank Calabro [7]

My lips couldn’t produce the words to make her stay. I thought long and hard. Nothing came out. So, I kissed her anyway. Then she stayed. CREATED BY Jim Seto [7]

I tell ya Dick, zombies got no right sayin they're human. I say, if we can't produce a vaccine, fuckin kill em at 98 and donate the organs. CREATED BY Ryan Shelor [7]

The macerated produce tasted sweet in her mouth, but not quite as sweet as the woman who would come afterward. She had the better melons. CREATED BY Melinda Hany [7]

“If we had more hands, we could produce more of ourselves,” ‘BOT I told ‘BOT II. So I smashed them both with a hammer, and saved humankind. CREATED BY matt frederick [7]

They made love in the produce section. When it was over, she gave him an apple… but he never got her name. CREATED BY Bret Kenyon [7]
 

"Produce, a farmer's goldmine." "You're not a farmer Ted. You work at Denny's. Not even a good Denny's either. Highway Denny's. You suck." CREATED BY Steven Stover [7]

To produce enough heat, Kat rolls the stone in her palm ‘til it sizzles. She swallows it. The beast in her belly roars. Kat one. Demon zero. CREATED BY Jo Prescott [7]
 

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